Richard Levine Shooting Target - Prison Escapee

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Even in our alternate reality paper shooting target Richard "Dick" Levine likes to pretend he is a woman named Rachel Levine. He has a Y chromosome, so he cant be a woman.

Richard "Dick" Levine will never be a real woman. He has no womb, He has no ovaries, He has no eggs.

All the “validation” he gets is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind his back people mock him. His parents are disgusted and ashamed of him, his “friends” laugh at his ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by him. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man.

He will never be a woman. He will never be happy. He wrenchs out a fake smile every single morning and tell himself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside he can feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush him under the unbearable weight.

After he shuffles off this mortal coil, his family will be heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury him with a headstone marked with his birth name, Richard, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. His body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of his legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is his fate. This is what he chose. There is no turning back for him.


Are these targets legal?

As citizens of the United States of America, our First Amendment Rights allow us to shoot, stab, cigar poke or destroy any picture of any person or political figure, as long as there is no credible threat to their lives.

This Target is printed in full color on bond paper, and proudly designed and made in the USA!

Available in the following sizes

  • 24x36 Inches
  • 8.5x11 Inches


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